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- shit's locked (free space)
- “sprint” = barely walk any faster
- no hints about the keymap
- bug that blocks progress
- reflection
- world's worst flashlight
- setting change via blackout
- crawling through an air vent
- inexplicably enormous real estate
- split the party
- game freezes
- jump scare was just a nightmare
- spelling/grammar error undermines emotional moment
- ambient spooky music, cue-ing nothing
- goofy physics undermine emotional moment
- starting the plot requires the protag doing something utterly moronic (plugging a random USB into your computer)
- the twist is that it was me; i'm the one who murdered by beautiful, loving, typically pregnant wife
- banjo kazooie non-voice-acting
- VCR font
- broader plot is opaque (“we're X hours in, wtf is going on?”)
- immediate objective is unclear
- crash to desktop is intentional narrative moment