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(not all of these are bad. personally, banjo-kazooie non-voice-acting is a great alternative to deadening silence, if you can't afford voice talent) 22

• shit's locked (free space)
• “sprint” = barely walk any faster
• no hints about the keymap
• bug that blocks progress
• player has no reflection
• world's worst flashlight
• setting change via blackout
• crawling through an air vent
• inexplicably enormous real estate
• split the party
• game freezes
• jump scare was just a nightmare
• spelling/grammar error undermines emotional moment
• ambient spooky music, cue-ing nothing
• goofy physics undermine emotional moment
• starting the plot requires the protag doing something utterly moronic (plugging a random USB into your computer)
• the twist is that it was me; i'm the one who murdered by beautiful, loving, typically pregnant wife
• banjo kazooie non-voice-acting
• VCR font
• broader plot is opaque (“we're X hours in, wtf is going on?”)
• immediate objective is unclear
• crash to desktop is intentional narrative moment