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 Being able to own up to mistake, shows that you are human. Being able to blame it on someone else shows management potential!
 What does a writer have in common with a football player? Anxiety over a rough draft.
+What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats.
+Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.
+"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, nor touched." ...at least, that's what the restraining order says.
+How was the handsome runner described? Dashing.
+One of my uncles died by accidentally drinking wood varnish. It was a sad way to go, but a beautiful finish.
+Why should you never take sides in an argument at the dinner table? Trick question. It's the perfect time to take sides because no one's paying attention. Bring Tupperware.
+I recently ran an ultra marathon in northern Sweden... I realised I had gone way off course when I crossed the Finnish line.
+For the 10th year in a row i got voted most secretive guy in the office. i can't tell you how much that means to me.
+Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.

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