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 One of my uncles died by accidentally drinking wood varnish. It was a sad way to go, but a beautiful finish. One of my uncles died by accidentally drinking wood varnish. It was a sad way to go, but a beautiful finish.
 Why should you never take sides in an argument at the dinner table? Trick question. It's the perfect time to take sides because no one's paying attention. Bring Tupperware. Why should you never take sides in an argument at the dinner table? Trick question. It's the perfect time to take sides because no one's paying attention. Bring Tupperware.
 +I recently ran an ultra marathon in northern Sweden... I realised I had gone way off course when I crossed the Finnish line.
 +For the 10th year in a row i got voted most secretive guy in the office. i can't tell you how much that means to me.
 +Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
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